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[Dax]

Okay, before you read this, you will laugh like shit.

Okay, so, I was taking a MASSIVE dump this afternoon, 4:00 PM to be precise, and then I felt something weird. Anyway, I walked over to the sink and washed my hands. As soon as I did that, I felt that same weird feeling in my gut. I figured it was nothing, but then I fainted.

So I get whistled off to the ER. They told me while I was there, that it was because I crapped too hard and too fast.

Seriously.

[Nibbler]

lolol
and his bro walked in on him

Constipated

[Biohazard]

oh